Ok, well if you have gotten this far then you must obviusly be interested in who we are. Well, we are an eastern Pennsylvania,
suburbia based band that has a diverse interest in many types of music. We generally play pretty fast, unless we are joking around.
I suppose one could classify us as "punk" but I like to stay away from mass media calssifications. Let's see, we've been together for
about a year and a half now and have between 10-15 finished songs and numerous unfinshed songs. All original. We do play a few covers
but we try to change something when we play them, otherwise we would just play the original for you. We really don't like all the bullshit
that goes on around us everyday in soceity and I guess you could say that, through music, we are trying to make ourselves heard. It's a far better
alternative than getting involved in politics and trying to argue with stuck up, well funded, lying assholes. Besides all that, we have fun. When we stop having fun and enjoying
playing I guess we'll stop, cause that's what it's all about anyway... Well, enjoy the rest of the page.
We don't like: vegans, closed minded people (especially closed minded christians), ignorant people, dorks, feedback, bad music, bad equipment, and lots of other stuff i can't remember right now...
We like: meat, intelligent people, wendy's, good music, good equipment, stuff that doesn't suck
We are:
Alabaster Nixon: Guitars, Lead Vocals, Harmonica, Sythn stuff, witty publicity....
Fat Harrold: Bass Gutiars, Backing vocals, vocabulary, Monkey Security....
Cap'n Ted Skazzle: Drums, Backing Vocals, Bass, Technology resources....